This is Dale. Formerly known as durarara. This isn't a new account, but a substitute for the time being.

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the suspended on Tumblr

In a blogging platform, found and raised
On the dashboard was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And browsing some posts that were the worst too
When a frail little girl
Who was made up no good
Startin reportin’ trouble to Marcy-poo,
I got in one little fight and Marc, he got scared
He said ‘I’m suspending this site from all of Tumblr.’

Josh begged and pleaded with him hour after hour
But he packed Josh’s blog and set it on it’s way,
He gave him no reply and he gave josh his ticket.
He put on his blog face and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

Next part, yo this is bad
Matt and Noel remade, it was a pain in the ass
Is this what the people of Tumblr live like?
Hmmmmm this isn’t alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send that cool cat?
I don’t think so
But I saw when I got there
I then became one of the suspended on Tumblr.

Well uh, the girl called harassment and called us out
But the site itself harassed all equally, we called you out
I wasn’t trying to get suspended yet.
I just got there!
Marc sprang with the quickness, like lightening I disappeared

We whistled for help and when it became clear
Everyone on Tumblr began to call for justice here
If anything I can say is that this day was rare
But I thought ‘Man forget it’ - ‘Yo home to Publr’

It was Madison, me, Noel and Matt
And I yelled to my email ’Yo homes, where’s my letter’
I want to look to our kingdom
Say we were finally back here
And to sit on my throne as Kings of Tumblr.

My blog All of Tumblr